Not exactly what you expected huh?

bunsen:

scrolling through ur old facebook statuses like

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clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

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meladoodle:

my dad accidentally called me dad once

(Source: meladoodle)

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brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

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fuck-tha-police:

HUEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUEUEUHUEHUEHUE
thetallblacknerd:

condescendist:

Shots fired. Everywhere.

Salute a real nigga
thesinwhisperer:

Why is this so funny lmao
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