Not exactly what you expected huh?

  • girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
  • me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
  • girlfriends father: haha sweet

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incognegroo:

For Halloween ima still be that nigga

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cocaineteas:

"I want to cum inside of your pussy".

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

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bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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