legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

dirtylittledamsel:

when you blacklist someone and they keep changing their url

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therealleaah:

XIV

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

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xxxnam:

gyarados:

"You can’t pay $60,000 a year? Sorry, you can’t go to college."

"You dropped out of school to earn money and now you’re at a dead-end job? Why didn’t you just go to college?"

fucking american college system.

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cumsock:

she dead
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